June 2012
I’m scared of mermaids now
THANKS ANIMAL PLANET FOR THAT NIGHTMARE FUEL.
(They… kind of look like the blue things from that Avatar movie.)
May 2012
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
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ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE DAYS LEFT UGH
OH MY GOD RICCHAN’S NAME CARD IS TOO PRECIOUS
I know that all of the Emerald staff has probably the same layout but HOLY CRAP IT’S ADORABLE …Takano had to have designed them when he redid the entire magazine. The end. Headcannon done. No other is acceptable.
BAM
THE NOISE I AM MAKING IS NOT HUMAN AT THIS OH MY GOD. THIS CHAPTER WHY
WHY DOES THE CUTENESS EXPLODE EVEN MORE...
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Lulzy dialogue from Ritsu no Baai 14
Takano: I just...really don't know what to call our relationship, is all.
Ritsu: Eh?
Takano: ...So, what, are we fuckbuddies then?
Ritsu: (freaking out) OF--OF COURSE NOT!
Takano: Huh...?
Ritsu: I mean--we're not even BUDDIES, so how could we possibly be...?!
Takano: .................THAT'S the part you take issue with?!
The dilemma that pops up at the end of every odd-numbered month.
Do I spoil myself and look at SIH raws and make up dialogue?
Or do I wait for September Scanlations and explode all at once?
OH I DON’T KNOW UUUUGHH
SPOILER ALERT: I looked.
I finally got an orchid.
I named it Phyllis.
… I have problems. /shot
sinhchan asked: Dear Ex-Best Friend!
sinhchan:
trace-faced:
emiggax:
joccey:
naoicryingalonewithpottery:
derpaliciouszodiac:
imaballoon:
cgal120:
gosangoku:
erikairi:
starlitt-scarlett-skye:
drangles:
digitonicelectronic:
Create yourself as a Disney Princess
feeltheasterbro:
thejonlaughingalonewithpepsi:
aladdinsfuturewife:
piratelyssa:
This is me being plain.
This was sooo much fun!!!!
...
dynamic-punch:
when i try to draw feet
me: I fucking love The Hunger Games it's so great and amazing and incredible and I just love it so much
another fan: oh my god right, it's the best ever, it's better than Harry Potter
me: whoa whoa whoa slow down
dramaddict:
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how
Welcome to Tumblr: The place where you can know...
everydayiamcumberbatchin:
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
What the--
Just read “somen noodles” as “semen noodles”.
Uh yeah
It’s time for me to go to bed, apparently.
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BAH
waychil:
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on
Dear girlfriend
Dear boyfriend
I wish I could illegally download clothes.
Just leave me alone with my feels.
sinhchan:
bluecoloreddreams:
OH FUCKING HELL
HE DID NOT HE DID NOT
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
AND NOW THE SYMBOLISM OF “NOT BEING A CAT” IS NOT LOST ON ME NOW OH HOLY FUCKING HELL CLAMP YOU BITCHES
OH MY GOD
I HAVEN’T— I DON’T— I CANNOT
AND OH MY GOD
WATANUKI IS CLOW IT— IT MAKES SENSE NOW IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE THE TIME PARADOX FUCKADOO THAT IS xxxHOLiC/TRC MAKES SENSE NOW OH HOLY HELL
OH....
adamusprime:
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
half of me is sappy and romantic and nice
and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted
i don’t understand
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
ASDJLHhgh
SUPER LOUD THUNDER OUT OF NOWHERE
I didn’t need my heart to beat at a normal pace, NOPE
fkhdfhj
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And I also should probably give up the ghost and just go and buy the remaining volumes of Tsubasa I don’t have.
I’m missing 7, 14, then 23-28. Eight volumes missing of the series that ATE MY LIFE. That’s ridiculous. Did I REALLY think not buying them would do anything about Clamp’s penchant for ridiculously anti-climatic and open endings (or not endings at all)? HAH.
...
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Just leave me alone with my feels.
OH FUCKING HELL
HE DID NOT HE DID NOT
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
AND NOW THE SYMBOLISM OF “NOT BEING A CAT” IS NOT LOST ON ME NOW OH HOLY FUCKING HELL CLAMP YOU BITCHES
OH MY GOD
I HAVEN’T— I DON’T— I CANNOT
AND OH MY GOD
WATANUKI IS CLOW IT— IT MAKES SENSE NOW IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE THE TIME PARADOX FUCKADOO THAT IS xxxHOLiC/TRC MAKES SENSE NOW OH HOLY...
dr-aven:
fuckyeahmaeshughes:
there are no words for the sound i just made
He killed it.
is it just me, or did he start to sound like Nikki Minaj for a moment there?
Hyperventilating, brb—
the common sense guide to surviving the zombie...
sinhchan:
zaynshomoerection:
gyzym:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse...
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